Arrgh, maties! This here be true pirate radio. No belly-slitherin' landcrab music here, says I. Just 100% songs by pirates, songs about pirates or songs about the things pirates love (which of course be rum, wenches, an' treasure . . . in that order).
Ever since I was a wee powder monkey, I’ve had a mind to
hijack a blasted radio station. Now I has, an' I'm so thrilled I could kiss a
squid. An to any festerin' bilge rat that don't like it, I'll gladly run them
through with me cutlass an' send 'em down to me good friend, Davy Jones. So grab yerself a
bumper of grog, an' make yerself comfortable on one of the cannons, scallywaggs.
This here be real pirate radio, or my name ain't Captain Billy Bones.
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